Stepping of the Metro North into Grand Central always starts me on the race. Perhaps race isn’t the right word…because it’s usually just me finding a rhythm to get where I need to in the fastest, most direct footpath possible. Though when the doors to the Metro North train open and I’ve waited the requisite [...]
Archive for the ‘Stupid People’ Category
22 Apr
Recycling and re-learning how to cycle
Today is Earth Day. To be honest, for me, it doesn’t mean much. I continue to ‘reduce, reuse and recycle,’OCCASIONALLY forget to bring my reusable grocery bags and ALWAYS feel bad about it. Doing my part to reduce, I’ve reduced the size of my ass, thereby also reducing the amount of food I consume and [...]
19 Jan
’80′s Cheese Whiz…the second coming
It may not come as a shock that I am not a slave to fashion. (I might put ‘anymore’ at the end of that sentence, but think I don’t qualify. I draw the line at plain t-shirts that cost more than three digits.. thanks.) My style was always a bit edgy with a smattering of [...]
9 Aug
GETTING IT IN THE END IN MONTAUK
Yesterday the boyz and I went to Montauk to visit the historic lighthouse. Claimed as the oldest lighthouse in the U.S. (est. 1658), and the farthest point east, I figured it was about time I take it in. And since it was a hazy, overcast and insanely humid day, it was something that’d provide both [...]
29 Jul
SAYINGS N’ STUFF I CAN’T STAND
Well, I should be frantically packing for my vacation. I leave tomorrow with my boys in tow for a trip out to Sag Harbor. (Eric will join us Friday, compliments of a fun journey on the Jitney.) Instead, I’ve decided to mentally prepare myself for hangin’ in the Hamptons with the rich and famous… the [...]
28 Jul
Stunning News… A Mini is harder to park than a Minivan!
Nothing gets my goat more than someone who can’t park their vehicle. At commuter parking lots, this is particularly maddening. While I don’t have to do the commute anymore, Eric, my husband does and I get the war stories about these idiots who can’t park. They’re in SUCH a rush that they pull in crooked, [...]