Archive for the ‘Stupid People’ Category

Rhythms Interrupted

Stepping of the Metro North into Grand Central always starts me on the race. Perhaps race isn’t the right word…because it’s usually just me finding a rhythm to get where I need to in the fastest, most direct footpath possible. Though when the doors to the Metro North train open and I’ve waited the requisite [...]

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Recycling and re-learning how to cycle

Today is Earth Day. To be honest, for me, it doesn’t mean much. I continue to ‘reduce, reuse and recycle,’OCCASIONALLY forget to bring my reusable grocery bags and ALWAYS feel bad about it. Doing my part to reduce, I’ve reduced the size of my ass, thereby also reducing the amount of food I consume and [...]

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’80′s Cheese Whiz…the second coming

It may not come as a shock that I am not a slave to fashion. (I might put ‘anymore’ at the end of that sentence, but think I don’t qualify. I draw the line at plain t-shirts that cost more than three digits.. thanks.) My style was always a bit edgy with a smattering of [...]

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SUBURBAN SALTY

Uncharacteristically, some weeks back I created a list of ‘Suburban Sweets,‘ detailing things I like about suburbia.  (Insert collective gasp of friends and family who thought when this happened, the world would spin in reverse on it’s axis.)   What would be more in line with my sarcastic and city-gal demeanor would have been for [...]

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GETTING IT IN THE END IN MONTAUK

Yesterday the boyz and I went to Montauk to visit the historic lighthouse. Claimed as the oldest lighthouse in the U.S. (est. 1658), and the farthest point east, I figured it was about time I take it in. And since it was a hazy, overcast and insanely humid day, it was something that’d provide both [...]

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SAYINGS N’ STUFF I CAN’T STAND

Well, I should be frantically packing for my vacation. I leave tomorrow with my boys in tow for a trip out to Sag Harbor. (Eric will join us Friday, compliments of a fun journey on the Jitney.) Instead, I’ve decided to mentally prepare myself for hangin’ in the Hamptons with the rich and famous… the [...]

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Stunning News… A Mini is harder to park than a Minivan!

Nothing gets my goat more than someone who can’t park their vehicle. At commuter parking lots, this is particularly maddening. While I don’t have to do the commute anymore, Eric, my husband does and I get the war stories about these idiots who can’t park. They’re in SUCH a rush that they pull in crooked, [...]

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Maybe it was the Pomeranian’s cigarette she was holding.

  Living in suburbia, I’ve developed road rage.  Sounds odd coming from a girl born and raised in NYC, but true.  Thirty-some odd years into my life and now I’ve got road rage.   It’s not your typical speed up and want to shoot someone road rage.  More like, yank the dumb person out of [...]

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